Quotes

Famous Christmas Quotes

Even before Christmas has said Hello, it's saying 'Buy Buy' ~Robert Paul  I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. ~Shirley Temple  The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. ~Joan Rivers  Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. ~Johnny Carson  I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. ~Bernard Manning  Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. ~Larry Wilde  He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. ~Roy L. Smith  What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. -Phyllis Diller   The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. ~Johnny Carson